Someday I will wake up and find that my house is organized, I know exactly where my keys are, and I will not have to return home to get something I forgot.
Today has been a long day.

I slept with the windows open last night. The weather was great – high 60s/low 70s. However, windows open = sounds of nature. I awoke to the sounds of birds chirping. I thought to myself, “How nice! This reminds me of camping in Door County when I was a little [...]

I’m going to get some mystical healing pup bisous and then I’m going to bed.

I met Mike Moulton at a book fair in Gainesville today. There’s not many Moultons, so that was pretty cool.
http://www.tinatalinka.com/index-flash.htm
Moultons will rule the publishing world! You heard it here first.

Automatics do not have a clutch…..automatics do not have a clutch……automatics do not have a clutch….

When you are attending a symphony, you do not applaud after every movement.You applaud after all the movements are finished.
For example, Mozart’s Symphony No. 40 in G Minor:
1. Molto allegroDO NOT APPLAUD HERE.2. AndanteDO NOT APPLAUD HERE.3. MenuettoDO NOT APPLAUD HERE.4. Allegro assaiOKAY, YOU CAN APPLAUD NOW.

why can I not throw a piece of paper in it instead of leaving it on the counter? One of the unexplained mysteries of the universe.

One day I would like to be able to finish a task all the way through – without medicine.Tonight I have jumped from thing to thing to thing to thing. Along the way I have managed to burn the carpet (long story involving the aquarium heater), got paint on the office carpet (if you ever [...]

I may have a math LD, but I know my grammar. Let’s follow along, shall we?
For example, let’s take the sentence “she did not let me go becuzz she don’t like this boy i be chillin with”. (Which was actually on a blog next to mine).
First, “becuzz” is spelled “because”. There is no alternate spelling.Second, [...]

I think I took a placebo this morning. Enough said.